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UNDERSTAND THE POLICY WITH COWS

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Suppose you have 2 cows here is some political interpretations
the situation .. .

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows
.
Your neighbors help you to deal with it and you split the milk with him.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows
.
The government takes them and you will provide milk for your needs.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows
. The government
you takes them and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows
.
The government takes the white cow and killed the black one.

DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows
. The police confiscated the
you and shoots you.

feudalism
You have 2 cows.
The landowner gets half of the milk.

DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
.
Voting to decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
.
Voting for who will elect the person who will decide who gets the milk.

ANARCHY: You have 2 cows
. Let
organize themselves in self-management.

CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows
.
You sell one and have to buy a bull calf with which to start a farm.

WILD CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows
. Make
slaughter the first and the second obligation to produce as much milk as cows 4. At the end
dismiss the worker who is dealing
accused of allowing the cow to die of exhaustion.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM postmodern:

You have 2 cows. You sell to your
3
listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother on your bank.
Then do an exchange of letters of credit
with an interest in a company subject to the transaction and offers public
gain 4 cows,
also benefiting from the tax reduction for possession of five cows.

rights on the production of milk from six cows are transferred

from a third party on behalf of a Panamanian company based in the Cayman Islands
illegally possessed by a shareholder who sells the rights to your company
on milk production of 7 cows.
on the books of the company listed eight ruminants
with the purchase option for another animal.
In the meantime, have you broken the 2 cows because they get dirty and stink. When they are caught
to become President